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Ask me anything, Dwight style.
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GO!

I don't know if this is WTF enough for customers_suck 


Hotel frontdesk monkey story.
A group of concerned guests came to front desk, all atwitter. What's up, I ask.
The drama ensues.


Man: "There is a pickup truck out back, with two dead bodies in the back:"

Me: "...WUT"


Man: "Yes, I looked with a flashlight, I checked, and it is definitely two dead bodies"


Me: "Ok, well I work with dead bodies, so I will come check it out before calling the cops, ok?"

*trudge outside*

I look into the back of the pickup. There is a bed comforter wrapped around two masses that vaguely resemble bodies of children.  I write down the license, then slowly pick up the comforter wrapped around them to peek underneath.

Two.........














BAGS OF GOLF CLUBS.



doink doink.